she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
i dont even know how to be here
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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