He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
This beer is not sobering me up at all
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
