Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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