What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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