If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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