**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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