Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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