I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I got inside last night via doggy door
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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