If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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