Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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