Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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