i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
This house was built for laser tag.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
we should paint friendship bongs
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