i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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