Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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