another moral hangover. fuck.
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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