You really coming over, don't trick.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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