Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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