But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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