its not stalking. its research.
zippers are such a cool invention
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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