I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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