Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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