Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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