it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Randomize
