How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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