I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
what the fuck happened to the tacos
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
