Dual....:-)
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
