I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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