The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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