Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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