I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Found your dick twin last night
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I got inside last night via doggy door
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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