are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I have tasted many bathrooms
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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