My hand turned me down
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
