'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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