Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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