I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Randomize
