in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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