OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
zippers are such a cool invention
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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