Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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