i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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