They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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