I feel like I'm in dance class right now
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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