i would punch a child for taco bell
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
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