I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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