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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better

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(917): View more from New York City

It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".

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(510): View more from California

I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.

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(719): View more from Colorado

I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.

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(646): View more from New York

You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?

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(541): View more from Oregon

Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing

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