Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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