Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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