Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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