And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Acid is not a monday night drug
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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