you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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