Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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