its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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