question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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