that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
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