it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
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thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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