i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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