no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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