My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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