I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
handjob tips. give me some.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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